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Welcome to Ringside Information’ reside protection of Speak ‘N Store A Mania. The pay-per-view is on the market on Fite TV for $14.99 which is a steal for all of the content material we’re certain to obtain. The present begins at 9:00 PM EST. Verify again then and we’ll do one of the best we are able to to let you know what occurred.

It is a distinctive pay-per-view. We don’t know a lot about what to anticipate. Chad 2 Badd and Intercourse Ferguson will battle in a Boneryard Match in the principle occasion. That must be completely filthy, proper?

This occasion came about on Huge LG Doc Gallows’ property. They even arrange a COVID-19 testing station on the finish of his driveway. You may try the official description beneath:

The following evolution of Speak N’ Store is right here. Rocky, Doc Gallows, and Karla are right here to convey you the #WorstPPVEver. Witness “Wrestling’s Biggest Parody Occasion”, TalkN’Store A-Mania. Some will name it the #WorstPPVEver, however we name it one of the best #WorstPPVEver. All your favourite raunchy characters have graduated out of your headsets, to your huge screens! Be part of Intercourse Ferguson, Chadd 2 Badd, Rocky Romero, and a few of the largest stars in skilled wrestling for a wild, booze-soaked wrestling occasion.

Loads of professional wrestling stars are going to be on this present. You may try the trailer beneath to get a greater thought about what we’re in for.

It must be famous that Karl Anderson instructed that followers watch this after they acquired somewhat little bit of a buzz on. Luke Gallows wouldn’t agree with this extra.

The PPV began with Anderson filming his Scorching Asian Spouse with out her consent. She acquired offended and supplied to indicate her breasts and he rapidly turned the digital camera off.

The Good Brothers and Rocky Romero confirmed up within the driveway and walked round to the sphere. Teddy Lengthy was there and he stated he’s there to get “mom f*cking paid now again up 6 ft.”

Then they acquired within the ring. Then they welcomed everybody to Gallows’ yard and Speak ‘N Speak A Mania.

Promo

Chad 2 Badd and Intercourse Ferguson had a video to hype their Boneryard Match. Ferguson even made a joke about “Paul Layman” damn-near ruining their careers. Now he plans to despatched Chad 2 Badd to the depths of hell. It is a straight-up parody of the Boneyard Match, clearly.

Opening

Anderson, Gallows, and Romero opened up the present on commentary. They’re in Gallows’ yard, Romero wouldn’t journey with out being COVID-19 examined. Romero was the one one who stored his masks on.

Social Distancing Battle Royal

This match was madness. Jake Manning got here out and he introduced out Freight Practice. Chavo Guerrero joined them on commentary.

The match was happening. It was simply insanity. One man had a few dozen pool noodles beneath his arms. Freight practice was tossing everybody over the rope. “He’s simply pelting mom f*ckers excessive!” Gallows stated. Somebody hit Freight Practice beneath the belt after which Gallows shouted: “he simply hit him within the c*ck!”

Then Stang got here out and pointed his baseball bat earlier than leaving. Mike Bennett joined the match, however he simply jumped out on his personal after trying round.

Freight Practice received the match. Then Alex Kozlov walked out, he acquired within the ring and lit a cigarette. Then his bearded mom ran right down to beat the piss out of him and he left. She beat up Freight Practice, however he no-sold it. Then Freight Practice was eradicated. Kozlov was thrown out by his personal bearded mom. Immediately, a masked man named Chico surprised the mom and threw her out.

Chavo Guerrero was actually pissed off about this Chico el luchador profitable. He stated “I’m going to shoot and kill that man.”

Phase

They did a bit with Mike Bennett promoting Intercourse Ferguson medicine.

Contract On A Tree Match

Frankie Coverdale vs “Nature Boy” Paul Lee

It was famous that they don’t know what the contract was for. Maria Kanellis was proven. Then they confirmed one other lady who wasn’t Maria.

Nature Boy made very positive that his ft wee clear earlier than getting within the ring. He wiped his boots on the apron, the pole, after which he cleaned it off along with his hand. The match acquired began as Paul Lee took a nap within the nook.

This was a straight-up Ric Aptitude parody. Gallows says that Lee lives in a spot known as “LeeLand.” The 2 lastly began wrestling with some holds. Then Coverdale was despatched out of the ring and he began working and he didn’t cease.

Gallows stated that he wasn’t supposed to try this. He was headed towards a pond. “That pond isn’t even on my property,” Gallows stated.

Promo

Chico del luchador lower a promo on Chavo. Then then a bullet missed Chico. They confirmed Chavo on a grassy knoll with a gun. “Damnit, I missed,” he stated.

George North vs Stumo Kowaski

Stump hit George with a board after which a sheet. Then Stump broke one other object over George North’s again. This match was a large number, however so was the complete pay-per-view.

The 2 fought subsequent to Gallows’ pool. Then they fought up into the home and located Brian Myers on the ground enjoying with toys. He kicked them out for getting too near the classic Hasbros.

80’s Russians vs Jungle Kittens

Teddy Lengthy got here out and he needed his cash. Then the match acquired began.

This match was over very quick. The Kittens beat up the Russians a bit. Luke Gallows thanked PW Tees the complete time. Then The Russians turned issues round and hit a {couples} strikes adopted by a stiff clothesline to win.

Winner: 80s Russians

Teddy Lengthy took the microphone once more. He stated that it’s not the 80s it’s the 90s. Then he began the following match

The Flock (Lodi & Sick Boy) got here out. The Yeti got here out for a second, however he left. Then he confirmed up once more as Reese.

The Flock took kendo sticks to everybody. Then D-Lo Brown got here out. He hit a Low Down on a Russian and posed

Then Rhino got here out and he hit a gore on one other Russian after which he hit a Gore on the opposite Russian.

Brian Pillman Jr ran out subsequent. He hit a springboard clothesline one one of many Kittens. Then he hit a dropkick on an 80’s Russian.

Chavo Guerrero got here out subsequent using Pepe, the stick horse. Willie Mack got here out subsequent and he hit stunners in every single place.

Then Karl Anderson went to the ring at hand off beers to Willie and Chavo. They drank beer after which Mack surprised Chavo.

Rory Fox vs Swoggledonna Grudge Match

All the nice brothers may do was discuss Rory Fox’s dick. Fox known as out Matt Cardona. Brian Myers got here out as a substitute and he dropped loads of F-Bombs.

He stated that Cardona wouldn’t “contractually be right here.” He’s acquired one other huge star for him.

“Alternative, I’m 44!” Fox yelled. Brian didn’t get it. Then he launched Swoggledona.

Rory Fox destroyed Swoggle. Then Hawkins jumped in and tackled him. Swoggle acquired on high after which Hawkins threw Swoggle on Fox and he acquired the pinfall. The edit on this was horrible. They dragged it on commentary.

Then Swoggle pulled off Fox’s tights and he ran off…. via the sphere… and he stored working… into the woods.

Winner: Swoggledonna

They confirmed extra of that hardcore match that was nonetheless happening. They had been on a waterslide after which the match was declared over by Gallows.

Chico el luchador was proven lifting weights (with no weights on the bar). Chavo confirmed up and jumped him. Then he locked Chico in a sweatbox. “It’s not as sizzling as your mother,” Chavo stated.

“You’re again on the gasoline, so sturdy!” Chavo stated as he took a beating. Then Chavo got here again with some photographs. He bought a heavyball shot from Chico. Then they each stated they revered one another’s grandfather’s and so they acquired again to combating.

Chavo pinned Chico and he received the Speak ‘N Store 24/7 Title

Winner: Chavo Guerrero

He left saying he was going to have intercourse throughout his championship.

Then Chad 2 Badd hit Chavo with the title and he received it with a pinfall.

NZO

NZO got here out and stated he forgot what he was going to say. He stated that Gallows isn’t going to make a dime on this present. He stated that final evening there was a “dildo protruding of mud,” and Gallows has by no means been happier.

NZO stated he thinks he went over on his promo, however he doesn’t give a f*ck. He stated he acquired screwed over. He confirmed up anticipating to lose cash when he confirmed up, and that’s what occurred. Then he left trying pissed. That was awkward.

They went again to the contract on a tree match for a second. Brian Myers confirmed up after which Slater confirmed up, however they introduced the winner as “who actually offers a f*ck?”

Chad 2 Badd vs Intercourse Ferguson – Boneryard Match

Chad confirmed up first performing like AJ Kinds did by taunting Intercourse. Then had a man on a guitar enjoying Undertaker’s theme a bit after which he began into one other track. That track was one of the best a part of this complete goddamn pay-per-view.

Intercourse Ferguson confirmed up on a four-wheeler and so they began the match as Chad pulled Intercourse out of the 4 wheeler. He hit an uppercut and tried to burn him in a flaming barrel.

“I’m gonna burn you!” Chad stated. “Don’t burn me, ya sh*t eater!” Intercourse yelled again as he stopped him

Then Intercourse turned issues round and he landed some punches to Karl Anderson (Chad 2 Badd) Intercourse rubbed his butt on Chad and Chad complained about the way it smelled earlier than hitting a low blow. “Oh my dick!” Intercourse yelled!

Then Chad put Intercourse via a board up. Mike Bennett confirmed up and fed medicine down his throat. This helped Intercourse Hulk Up and he had the benefit for a bit. Chad noticed a prosthetic hand and he stated “Uncle Allan, why didn’t you attempt to save us in New York? I do know you tried.”

Intercourse despatched Chadd right into a hearse. Then Chadd ducked and Intercourse smacked the hearse as a substitute. He stated he damage and Taker have to be powerful. “Taker is hard,” Chadd stated.

He threw intercourse into a dust pile. Then Maria Kanellis confirmed up in a swimsuit and she or he distracted him. Intercourse jumped him with the prosthetic arm and Maria stopped him from hitting her. “I’m a mom!” she screamed “What am I even doing right here with you idiots?!” then she left.

The 2 fought a bit and so they confirmed Heath Slater and Brian Myers lounging and watching them battle. The Rock n Roll Specific confirmed up and requested “what are you jobless sons of bitches doing?”

Then some individuals in cloaks confirmed up and circled Chadd and Intercourse. They fought all the cloaked individuals off after which they fought a bit extra. They confirmed Enzo attempting to get an autograph from the Rock n Roll Specific. Apparently, they arrange a gimmick desk on the Boneryard Mach. NZO took a kick and a bump via via desk.

Johnny Swinger confirmed up subsequent and Intercourse known as him out for stealing his gimmick. Swinger needed his payday. Chadd hit a punch after which Intercourse fell righ between Slater’s legs. Chadd nailed a karate kick. “I do f*cking karate!” he yelled.

“Crouching tiger hidden penises!” Intercourse yelled earlier than kicking Chadd and throwing him int Myers. Intercourse pinned Chadd and so they acquired a two rely.

They fought on the dust pile. Then Chico el luchador ran via asking for assist as a result of Chavo is attempting to kill him. He ran off and Chavo ran by with a bloody knife.

Chadd climbed on high of the hearse after which Intercourse adopted him. Intercourse stated he paid $2,500 for the hearse on ebay.

The arrange a tombstone on high of the hearse, however Chadd farted on him and so they went to a dream sequence that was a flashback from September 2019. They confirmed a clip of them knocking on the Younger Bucks door whereas saying that they’re signing with AEW.

The Younger Bucks invited them into their lodge room after itemizing a bunch of issues which can be mistaken with the Good Brothers. They supplied them a contract. Karl stated that they’ve some sturdy presents.

Matt stated “What if the world ends?” WHAT IF THERE’S A PANDEMIC — hypothetically talking. Do you suppose they’ll have your again? They agreed to a deal, chanted AEW, after which agreed to by on Dynamite.

Then they confirmed Gallows who simply acquired a textual content from Triple H and so they needed to take the brand new deal. The Younger Bucks known as them marks, superkicked them and stated “they’ll in all probability find yourself in TNA anyway.”

They awoke from the flashback. Then Chadd knocked Intercourse off the hearse and he was attempting to burn him, then he walked Intercourse over to the dust pit and he stated “I informed you I used to be gonna bury you.” He stated “I’m sorry,” Intercourse stated “I wanna be a babyface.

Chadd stated “I like you,” and he put Intercourse Ferguson in a grave with one other shot to the pinnacle. Then he buried him. “Oh you’re burying alive?!” he requested. “NO SH*T THAT’S HOW YOU WIN THE MATCH DUMBASS!” Chadd replied as he continued burying him.

Winner: Chad 2 Badd

After the match, Intercourse Ferguson acquired out of the grave sporting a hockey masks. “To Be Continued…”



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